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If you knew my dad… just TRY reading this
without hearing it in HIS voice!  What in the hell is WRONG with you?
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A DOG’S Tail
Now… the dogs… they had a meeting and they came from near and far Some came by motor couch but most… they came by motorcar
Upon entering the meeting room each doggie took a look where he had to hang his buttock up high upon a hook
When all were then assembled each doggie… son and sire… some dirty bull dog son-of-a-bitch jumped up and hollered FIRE!
Now all were in a panic… it was hell upon to look as each doggie grabbed at random a buttock from a hook
Now as you can well imagine, it made each doggie sore to have to wear another dog’s butt he never wore before
So… that is why to this very day a dog will leave a bone to go and smell another dog’s butt to see if it’s his own
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